Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
