Little spoons don't ask big questions
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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