Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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