You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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