So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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