Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?

(419): View more from Ohio

That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.

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(740): View more from Ohio

When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'

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(828): View more from North Carolina

It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it

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(425): View more from Washington

My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.

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(512): View more from Texas

She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?

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