bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Did I show you my penis last night?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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