Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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