I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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