Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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