i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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