If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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