Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Blood and glitter go together right?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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