six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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