girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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