Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i think i just lost a toe
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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