Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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