birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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