we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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