But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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