i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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