"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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