Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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