i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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