I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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