Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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