Your mouth is God's brothel.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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