Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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