Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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