It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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