How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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