with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
