Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just cut my nipple shaving
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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