I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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