just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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