bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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