On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
he's single and there are thong briefs.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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