Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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