Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
did you just send me my own nude
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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