there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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