I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
