New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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