I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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