Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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