In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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