so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize