is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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