Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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