Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It's just like the Real World with babies
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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