Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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