I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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