What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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