Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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