my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
one might say we're banned from that church
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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