Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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