Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
do nipples grow back?
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