I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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