I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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