you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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